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very-dark-gray-man:

cover-your-butt:

very-dark-gray-man:

"Seriously, how do you people get in here?"

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"Who said that? HM?" Vitruvius waves his staff around a bit.

"Uh, the person who’s secret lair you just walked into."

"Secret lair? I had no clue," Vitruvius says plainly setting the staff back to the ground. "Now who are you?"

Metalbeard, Greetings
+ cover-your-butt

ask-ye-metalbeard:

Arr, Vitruvius, there ye be! Any news ter announce?

"News I have," The old wizard said holding one of his claw hands up. He was silent for a moment, then a moment more. "…On a second thought, no there is no news." He lowered his hand with narrowing eyes. "Do you have any news?"

2 have entered the wasteland

ask-the-lucky-rabbit-oswald:

"You’re in the wasteland, a home for forgotten toons."

"Forgotten toons? How… odd." Vitruvius gave a thoughtful stroke to his beard narrowing an eye.


Track Name: "darn"
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very-dark-gray-man:

"Seriously, how do you people get in here?"

"Who said that? HM?" Vitruvius waves his staff around a bit.

Pandas!
+ ask-lego-panda-guy

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"Ah, welcome master builder… Panda Guy…"

Yo! Vitruvius, y'all ready for this?
+ lego-shaquille-oneal

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"Presumably so, Master Shaquille."

cover-your-butt is positive!~

positivitykilledtheunikitty:

"Vitruvius!"

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"Uni Kitty, greetings!"

*gives you a phonebook* read this
+ ask-solo-blog

ask-solo-and-duet:

cover-your-butt:

cover-your-butt:

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"…Numbers, maybe some letters… It just feels like a bunch of paper to me. I can’t read this junk." He then proceeds to through the phonebook behind himself. "Also, I’m blind."

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"For all master builders yes… but… How do you know of the double decker couch? Did Emmet tell you?"

Erm….a lucky guess…..?*grin*

"Just a lucky guess?"

2 have entered the wasteland

ask-the-lucky-rabbit-oswald:

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"Vitruv..Vitruv…" He was having a hard time trying to pronounce his name.

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"I’m just going to call you Vinny."

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"… Very well, now do tell me Oswald… where am I?"